I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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