oh god the rape fog is back!
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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