I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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