I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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