When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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