Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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