The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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