O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
