but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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