I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude i'm inner monologue high
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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