its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
