you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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