I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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