I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
