i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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