do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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