I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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