Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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