My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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