Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Randomize
