Is it normal to miss your booty call?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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