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DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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