I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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