Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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