He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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