In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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