Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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