are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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