I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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