tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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