Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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