Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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