Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
did i just pee glitter
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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