Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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