Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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