But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
