The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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