apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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