im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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