Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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