question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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