saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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