new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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