Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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