All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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