their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
