Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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