Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
