4 words: hood of his car
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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