I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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