Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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