No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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