Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Fuck appropriateness.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
