Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Alive.
So much puke
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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