I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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