he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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