if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
